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Has your child ever asked you something that has stumped you for an answer? Send all those in … let’s start a list of these amazing questions or funnies. Mum, we had Religious Education today and there’s something I don’t understand. You know God created the world in 7 days? In those 7 days, he created man. When man existed, there were no dinosaurs which means dinosaurs were here before man. How do we explain this?Jade, 10 years old
Fed up with my kids one day, I threatened to give them bread and jam for dinner. "What type of jam, mommy?" says my 3-year old daughter.Lindsay, 3 years old
My 3-year old son was getting ready for Nursery School. "Don't forget to brush your teeth!" I reminded him. "I don't need to, they're brand new!" he told me proudly.David, 3 years old
At 4-years old, my son was sitting at nursery school, quietly colouring in, when the boy seated next to him helped himself to one of my son's crayons and in return received a bite on the arm. The alarmed teacher rushed to the side of the child and examined the injured arm. "What are we going to tell his mother when she sees these bite marks?" she growled at my son. "Tell her to buy her child his own crayons," said my son.
During lent, my son (grade 3) decided to give up Virgin coldrinks which were his favourite. When asked by a friend of mine what he had given up for lent, he proudly replied 'Virgins!'Craig, 8 years old
The Christening of my nephew was held in a lovely setting at home. Everybody was seated quietly round the lounge when the minister walked in, wearing his black 'robe' and carrying a bible. My 5 year old son, seated on the floor, stared at the minister in awe and then turned to me and in a loud voice asked, "Mommy, is that the Judge?" Loud laughing resounded round the room whilst the minister (with a smirk on his face) waited to continue.Ivan, 5 years old
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